Akpos

A Drunk Man Akpos was staggering home one night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead people buying and selling. He ran as fast as he could to a house close to the cemetry and started banging on the door. A guy opened the door. Akpos breathing heavily said; Please give me water. Give me water please. I am just coming from the cemetry where i saw dead people buying and selling. The guy said; You passed through the cemetry at this night. Don't you know that in the night nobody in this town passes through the cemetry. Even when i was alive i didn't pass through the cemetry this time of the night. Akpos took to his heels Again.